what if professor utonium actually added chemical XD
Anonymous said: Can't get the symbols on mobile, but let's go with Regina for sleep, quirks, aging, romantic, happy, and random headcanons.
THat’s alright Anon! Lord knows I have the time for it
☾ - sleep headcanon
Regina sleeps curled up in a ball. She sleeps with her arms wrapped around her body, to the point where she has fingernail marks in her sides and sore limbs from their stiff position all night, to add to her old scars. She never, ever snores. It’s undignified. Cora made sure of that very early on. The one thing Cora couldn’t stop were the tears that ran down her cheeks and the slight whimpers that only came out when she slept. Some nights she doesn’t sleep at all. She just sits on the edge of Henry’s bed, who is splayed out, totally open and loose, and is grateful he doesn’t wake up with a pillow wet from tears. That he doesn’t have nightmares extending beyond the scary movie he sneakily rented once. And she wishes she could say the same about herself. Until Emma.
♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon
Regina hates it, to no end, when people chew with their mouth open. It’s disgusting. She also has a really, really strong dislike for rats. Henry had one when he was 8 and it didn’t end well. (She had to get another vacuum cleaner, and Henry did not get a new rat.) Regina also uses scissors with her left hand. She doesn’t know why, but she does. Her secret hobby is scrapbooking. She hates it because she knows it’s something Mary Margaret/Snow would do, but she can’t help but document every little aspect of Henry. And when she was little, she would scrunch up her nose at foods she didn’t like, especially pears. She’s grown to love them, though.
∇ -. old age/aging headcanon
Regina never thought she’d live this long, so when she retired, she didn’t have much to do. So, because of her huge salary, she starts anonymously donating to charities for women with abusive family members. She starts to collect postcards from around the world, because the barriers broken down, and she finally has what she wants: Freedom, but she doesn’t feel the need to go everywhere. She wants to stay where her loved ones are. She never stops looking regal, though, always making sure her roots are dyed, her wrinkles are flattering, showing wisdom. Henry has gone to college, (Harvard, of course) and visits when Regina and Emma call him home. He’s handsome, has a beautiful fiance who Regina didn’t like at first, but does now, because Emma loves the girl, who came from foster homes too. Regina never stops caring for her family, including Snow, whose son has grown into a sweet young boy. Regina smiles smugly when he talks about how much he loves his sister-in-law and can he please stay at Em’s and Gina’s house this weekend?
Regina and Snow say yes, because who could resist that twinkle in his eyes, so much like Emma’s?
♡ - romantic headcanon
Everyone thinks Regina is the cheesy, romantic holiday one, but really, it’s Emma. Regina forgets the anniversary, has the cheap valentine’s day gift. But that’s not how Regina shows her love. Emma will come home after a long day of work to find Regina at the top of the foyer stairs, beer in one hand, apple turnover (which Emma has grown to love, Henry, not so much) in hand, and lead Emma into the kitchen, where she has a brand new, couture leather jacket just for Emma waiting. One time, she woke up in the middle of the night, and sprung out of bed. When she returned at 3 in the morning, Emma frantic and Henry calling her repeatedly, she pulls a small tree sapling out of the back of her mercedes, and plants it next to the apple tree the next day. Because Regina had seen it that day, and it reminded her of Emma. She never forgot to make breakfast, she never forgot the cinnamon on Emma’s hot chocolate, but she never remembered their anniversary. But that didn’t matter.
Once, when Emma asked why she was so spontaneous, and always forgot the important days., Regina told her,
"I’ve learned love is fleeting, Miss Swan. That the important days are never the really important ones. That the ones you remember are the small ones. I’ve also learned many times, that it is weakness. Even more so, I’ve learned I don’t deserve it, that I’m not worthy. This is me, trying to make myself worthy."
After that, Emma always made sure she felt worthy.
☆ - happy headcanon
When Regina rides, she is the wind, she is without flaws. When she was the Evil Queen, she refused to ride a horse for pleasure, but in Storybrooke, in her victory, to regain some of her old land, she created stables. Regina hired staff that were kind, and she occasionally donated money to it in secret. The horses were only the best, not only in genetics but in temperament as well. No child ever left the stables without a smile on their face, because no child should ever leave such a happy place sad. And when she first brought Henry, he refused to ride. But years later, after the curses are all finally gone, and her family is together again, he tries to ride with her. He’s a natural, just like his adoptive mother. Unfortunately, when they bring Emma on their next trip out, they discover it is not from the Charming side of the family, as she falls off her horse, “Leia,” as she dubbed it, and into the grass with a hard thud. The Millses snark and laugh, but not for long, when Emma magics mud surrounding her onto them. Which causes Regina to start a mud fight. Which causes Henry to yell,
"May the best Mom win!" And then it becomes a fight to the finish.
Regina, of course, wins. As if she would lose. The Millses walk home with smug smiles on their faces and Emma covered in dirt.
"Really, Gina? Charming?”
ൠ - random headcanon
BECAUSE I AM A MASSIVE JERK!!!! THIS ONE IS gOINg TO BE DEVASTATING.
Regina likes nice clothes. She likes making her outside look good, because she believes, underneath, her scars (both physical and mental) are hideous. And the nice blouses, the expensive dresses, hide them.
Emma tells her she could never be anything but beautiful. But Regina can see every time her mother told her she was not beautiful.
Every time the King, (because that’s all she can call him) shoved her aside for his little Snow White. Shoved her, physically, into his bed.
Every time Cora dragged her thin, pale claws down her back, leaving permanent scars.
Scars that Rumple teased. That he reopened, to ensure her commitment.
And she can’t help but feel as though her couture, her effortlessly beautiful face is not enough.
She can’t help but feel she hasn’t proven herself. That she isn’t worthy.
Not worthy of love. Not Daniel’s, Not Cora’s, Not Henry’s.
That she is ugly, inside and out.
But then, Emma loves her.
And everything, even her scars, make her beautiful.
THANK YOU ANON!
so I had a dream that Emma and Regina and I had a threesome.
I am not okay.
#that hit me right in the feels