♥Sorry Boys, I'm LESBIAN ♥

♥PERFECTLY IMPERFECT ♥ ♥IMMA SUCH A BADASS BITS ♥ ♥ASDFGHJKL ♥

Reblog if you’re a girl.

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one girl didnt reblog this and she he turned into a disgusting, smelly boy

I don’t want to be smelly. But I might want to be a boy.

(Source: arianagrandeshair, via howimettheslayer)

hope4swanqueen:

realrandomsam:

Ahem.

Ahem.

AHEM.

AHEM.


Yeah!!

Hmn Hmn.

hope4swanqueen:

realrandomsam:

Ahem.

Ahem.

AHEM.

AHEM.

Yeah!!

Hmn Hmn.

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

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pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

I laughed like a freaking seal!

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meowbella:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

(Source: f0xface, via starry-galaxies)

jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

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hottestbestfriend:

date me for a chance to win a life time supply of disappointment  

(via ellen-plus-portia)

stay-weird-af:

socwhore:

Who wants to be my girlfriend?

0nthe-run

Me!

stay-weird-af:

socwhore:

Who wants to be my girlfriend?

0nthe-run

Me!

(Source: relationshipsgoal, via ellen-plus-portia)

willtwerkforchickennuggets:

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

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corisete:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

guys there are two wedding photos

Nooooooooo! My heart!!!

(via aintnobodygottimeforthisfandom)

pleaseyoucouldnthandleit:

200/100 | Jennifer Morrison


Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Why do I have the urge to kiss those pouting lips?

pleaseyoucouldnthandleit:

200/100 | Jennifer Morrison

Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Why do I have the urge to kiss those pouting lips?

(via barbie-shoes)

filthycurtains:

evilqueenapologist:

captainswaner:

Just saying

Cant argue with the accuracy of his one.

It’s more like OUAT hijacked by the Frozen.

I want to cry and laugh.

filthycurtains:

evilqueenapologist:

captainswaner:

Just saying

Cant argue with the accuracy of his one.

It’s more like OUAT hijacked by the Frozen.

I want to cry and laugh.

loki-cat:

panickyintheuk:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

loki-cat:

bandgeekingout:

loki-cat:

falakalak:

loki-cat:

robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast

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i’m sorry

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I can’t hear you

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over his glorious smile

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are you sure

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you’re willing

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to play this game?

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I am very sure

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That this game

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Is already lost
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oh so we’re going pg-13 now?

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hmm too bad robert

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is lacking in that area

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meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like

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Come on now guys, they

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all

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have

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lovely

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wait

da fuq

OH MY GOD HAHAHA

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(Source: moriarty, via khansherbatch)

Anonymous said: I ship you and me. I'm calling us cheeta (because my name is Tassiane...) it sounds bad ass and I really like you. Bye.

I didn’t really expect for you to go anon, dear. Haha.

I APPROVE! Mmmmmwah!