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This was the conversation that ensued with my mother after she asked me when Rizzoli and Isles came back on air. Now, she likes the show, but she doesn't... you know, KNOW the show.
Me: SIX DAYS.
Mom: Oh. Good, I'm looking forward to it.
Me: You're not being enthusiastic enough.
Mom: What?
Me: Be excited
Mom: I am exci-
Me: NO. BE EXCITED. BE A REAL FAN, MOM. BE A REAL FAN.
Mom: It's a good show.
Me: Who should Jane and Maura be with? Romantically?
Mom: Uh... well, no one.
Me: WRONG. EACH OTHER.
Mom: What?!
Me: Mom. They're so totally gay.
Mom: They are not... well, maybe Maura... I could see Maura, but Jane?!
Me: Wha... what... you... Jane. Butch. ButchyMcButchyButch. Mom, what are you talking about? They're obviously in love.
Mom: Nooooooooooo
Me: Yes. Then who would you ship - I mean... who would you... uh... I mean... like, who should Jane be with?
Mom: I liked De-
Me: DON'T. FINISH. THAT. SENTENCE. I'm adopted, aren't I?
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