ME AND YOU. JUST US TWO ♥

Why the fuck is there like an endless supply of lesbians on Tumblr and yet I can find none in real life?

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 15:15:56 +0800

hi-itslynann:

this is so much truth that I can’t even fathom it

Somebody’s a happy #dad🚗🚙 #tokyoautosalon (at Marina Bay...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:54:35 +0800

Somebody’s a happy #dad🚗🚙 #tokyoautosalon (at Marina Bay Sands Convention Center Hall A)

peace-after-revolution: The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 11:27:00 +0800

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 10:48:01 +0800

My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

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Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:40:42 +0800

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Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:28:44 +0800

reshiham: This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:15:01 +0800

reshiham:

This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

moveslikebiden: hmmm $7.50. I’m kinda pathetic. My most...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:10:22 +0800

moveslikebiden:

hmmm $7.50. I’m kinda pathetic. My most scandalous is “cheated on a test” and it was in 2nd grade

Whoa. I am 78 bucks. I am that… Adventurous?

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Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:52:19 +0800

sirisles: dixiesaurer: aaronwarner-anderson: mongezeas: g0kud...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:49:54 +0800

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

This is the most knowledgeable and useful post in tumblr.

shwagerr: d4untles-s: extr4ordinary: o-riginiall: qlacier: q...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:42:28 +0800

shwagerr:

d4untles-s:

extr4ordinary:

o-riginiall:

qlacier:

qirls:

hunqrystfu:

cant stop crying

Everyone needs to reblog this, this is so amazing.

im legit sobbing right now

This is the stuff that needs 47537476243 notes.

im crying so hard this is perfect

I am in tears omg

I will reblog this every time I see it

Perfection.

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Sat, 30 Mar 2013 16:46:58 +0800

I don’t know. Whenever I see this scene specially when...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 22:15:21 +0800

I don’t know. Whenever I see this scene specially when it’s in slow motion. It is very sexy. Very seductive. Hahaha.

potteraddicted: Hedwig is just so confused. Rebloging for...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:33:32 +0800

potteraddicted:

Hedwig is just so confused.

Rebloging for hedwig.

gabethaone: I usually don’t reblog this kind of stuff, but I...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 12:57:42 +0800

gabethaone:

I usually don’t reblog this kind of stuff, but I thought this was pretty cool.

This is how a woman superhero change her outfit.

See? I'm psychic. I knew you'd read my post. Sucks to suck.

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 12:47:38 +0800

habiliter: I miss the Hilary Duff, Oliver James, Amanda Bynes, Chad Michael Murray days where the...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 23:40:34 +0800

habiliter:

I miss the Hilary Duff, Oliver James, Amanda Bynes, Chad Michael Murray days where the cast of The O.C. ruled the world and when Lindsay Lohan was her natural red-head and when Simple Plan was telling us to ‘Shut Up’..

I feel yah bro!

"I am calm, it’s my imagination that’s hysterical"

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 11:00:15 +0800

“I am calm, it’s my imagination that’s hysterical”

- (Jane Rizzoli - Rizzoli&Isles 3x11)

notyouraveragepornblog: twelfth-prince: polskagiest: mangalho:...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 08:45:59 +0800

notyouraveragepornblog:

twelfth-prince:

polskagiest:

mangalho:

beinggayisokay:

I’m going to die.

A++++

LITERALLY HOW TO MAKE GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL

did the priest’s head just explode.

This makes me smile so hard every time

Love

quidditchcapricious: My absolute favorite thing is finding a book I can’t put down And reading it...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 08:17:35 +0800

quidditchcapricious:

My absolute favorite thing is finding a book I can’t put down

And reading it until really late at night

And only stopping when my eyes start to hurt and my vision gets blurry from either sleep or strain

And when I put it down I realize how tired I am and fall asleep instantly.

In the morning, I wake up, and the first thing I do is pick up the book

And I read until I’m hungry, or I need to pee.

I just love that.

Sounds like a fanfic of RIZZLES.